[shows Plankton in the middle of mr burns office]
Plankton:woah what is this place?!
Mr burns:oh Smithers looks bug don't let it get me!
Smithers:I'll get the spray sir...
Mr burns:good idea be quick!
[shows Smithers walk out of the office]
Mr burns:please don't hurt me...
Plankton:what is this place?!and why is everyone a idiot here!?
Mr burns:huh?did I just hear the bug speaking?no your going insane burns...
[shows mr burns look]
[Plankton isn't on the floor]
Mr burns:where the?!
[shows Plankton on mr burns shoulder]
Plankton:hey you!yellow face!
Plankton:I'm no bug!Im Sheldon J Plankton of the chum bucket...
Mr burns:oh yes the chum bucket!it got closed in 1966 didn't it?
Plankton:no!wha?its still open!
Mr burns:it is?
Plankton:in Bikini Bottom!
Mr burns:in a Bikini Bottom?what?hm...I don't think I want to go...but hm...bake me up some food from there...
Plankton:ok!so do you have a bucket of chum here?
Mr burns:no but I have a bucket of that over there if my employees are sleeping on the job...
[shows mr burns point to a bucket of chum]
Plankton:your a real pain ya know that?grr...
[shows Plankton get ahold of the bucket of chum]
Mr burns:that its a burger...from krusty burger I took it of a Homer Simpson today...
[shows Plankton get ahold of the burger and just take the buns]
[shows Plankton put the chum in the middle of the buns]
[shows Smithers come in with some spray]
Smithers:I've got it sir!
Mr burns:but wai...
[shows Plankton run out of the office]
[shows Plankton running down a corridor until he stops exactly with a halt]
[the chum patty falls out of Planktons hands over the ledge]
Plankton:no!it can't be!no no no!
[shows Smithers coming down the corridor]
Smithers:don't worry mr burns explained...
Plankton:good but my patty it's gone!
[shows a nuclear worker walking past a corridor underneath the balcony]
Nuclear worker:what the!?
[shows the patty fall in a bucket of nuclear]
Nuclear worker:huh?uh...let me see this...
[shows the nuclear worker climb up some ladders to the top of the bucket of nuclear]
Nuclear worker:what's this?a perfectly good krusty burger!aw come here you!
[shows the nuclear worker get out the chum patty and walk up the balcony into mr burns office]
Nuclear worker:sir..I found this...
Plankton:my patty!where did it go?
Nuclear worker:who said that?
Plankton:do I always have to say this?down here!
Nuclear worker:oh you...uh...nowhere...
[shows Plankton grab the chum patty and passes it to mr burns]
[the nuclear worker walks out and walks off]
Plankton:have a bite...
[shows mr burns eat the chum patty]
Plankton:OH COME ON!
Mr burns:Smithers!I I...
Smithers:I'll get you a drink sir...
Mr burns:I taste something!it tastes delicious!
Mr burns:the chum is horrible...
Mr burns:but the after taste it's its beautiful!
Plankton:I'm glad you like it...
[A DAY LATER]
[shows mr Krabs at krusty burger]
Mr Krabs:we need a salad!now quickly!
Squeaky voiced teen:but sir...we're all out...
Squeaky voiced teen:well...we only get one box a year...
Mr Krabs:order some then!
Squeaky voiced teen:but but how?
Squeaky voiced teen:sorry sir I just can't help it!
[shows the Simpsons come in]
Bart:um did we forget something?
Bart:nah mum has her...
[shows SpongeBob come wobbling in side to side into krusty burger]
SpongeBob:I couldn't breath!the boot is a scary place!
Bart:hey sponge!welcome to krusty burger!
SpongeBob:krusty burger is that this dimensions version of the Krusty Krab?
Lisa:we all have a version of different places...
Lisa:like in other TV shows...
[shows homer at the counter]
Homer:hello?its me homer your regular...
[shows squeaky voiced teen walking out from the counter]
Homer:hey you!aren't you gonna serve me?!
Squeaky voiced teen:sorry sir but my boss just fired me...
Homer:what?!I'd like to see the boss!
Squeaky voiced teen:oh he's in the kitchen...
[shows squeaky voiced teen walk out of krusty burger]
Homer:hey yo boss!I want to speak to you!
[shows mr Krabs come out]
Mr Krabs:what is it?Im busy...we might close...Ive just fired the cook...
Homer:what?!you can't do that!
Mr Krabs:oh yes I can!you can't tell me what to do!
Homer:oh yes I can!Im homer J Simpson the regular customer!
Mr Krabs:Ive never seen you before!
Homer:Ive never seen you before!
Mr Krabs:SpongeBob!are you here for the job?
Mr Krabs:it's we need a fry cook...and you are the best I know...
[shows mr Krabs put a krusty burger uniform over SpongeBob]
[shows SpongeBob go behind the counter]
Homer:well I'll have a...
Mr Krabs:SpongeBob...rev up this family some of the best Krabby Pattys we have to offer...
Mr Krabs:elegiac to sesame seeds?oh don't worry we'll take em off...
[shows SpongeBob making a Krabby Patty]
SpongeBob:and the bun and the salad and the patty and the ketch up and done!
[shows SpongeBob throw a Krabby Patty at homer]
[homer catches the patty]
Homer:hm?...a Krabby Patty?Ill try it...
[shows homer eat the Krabby Patty]
Homer:meh it's ok...wait a minute...this is the best thing ever!
[shows Krabby Pattys getting thrown out all over the place]
Mr Krabs:ahhhh!!!you have to pay still though...
Homer:I will this is the best thing Ive ever had!
[shows SpongeBob give Lisa some veg on the patty]
SpongeBob:no patty never was...[whispers in lisas ear]don't tell mr Krabs Ive been messing with the recipe
Mr Krabs:is that a salad?
SpongeBob:yes mr Krabs why?
Mr Krabs:that squeaky voice!he was lying!grr...I'm glad I fired him now really glad...
[scene goes into mr burns office]
[mr burns is rolling around on the floor]
Smithers:we need to help him!
Plankton:no we don't he liked it!
Smithers:so this is normal?
Plankton:no...it must be something to do with the nuclear...
Mr burns:I NEED MORE PATTYS!!!!
Plankton:don't worry he wants more....
[shows Plankton get a bucket of nuclear and put the nuclear in the middle of the buns]
Plankton:here have some!
[shows Plankton throw a patty in mr burns mouth]
Mr burns:THANK YOU!!!!
Plankton:...see he likes it!
Smithers:I'm calling a doctor!
Smithers:I have to!
[shows Smithers get out his phone]
Smithers:hello?doctor yes it's mr burns...no he does not need another liver I think...
Mr burns:SAY I SAID HI TO HIM!!!!
Smithers:uh...yeah come as quick as you can please...
[2 BORING HOURS LATER]
[shows doctor hibbert walking into the office]
Doctor hibbert:hello...I heard it was urgent...
Smithers:can you explain this?
[shows mr burns eating his chair]
Doctor hibbert:um...what have you fed him today?
Smithers:a nuclear patty...
Doctor hibbert:oh no...krusty burger buns?
Doctor hibbert:OH NO!!!Ill need to take this to the hospital...
Mr burns:BUT NO!!!
[shows mr burns turn giant and smash through the roof]
Doctor hibbert:uh oh
Mr burns:THE PATTYS RULE!!!!
Doctor hibbert:oh no!stop eating them!
[shows mr burns eat doctor hibbert]
[shows Plankton jump through the window]
Plankton:I'm gonna make a business out of this though!hahaha!
Smithers:sir we don't want any trouble!
[shows mr burns get ahold of a patty and through it in Smithers mouth]
[smithers starts rolling around on the floor]
Smithers:NUCLEAR PATTYS FOREVER!!!!
[shows Plankton running down street to Hermans military shop]
Plankton:now I need to pin that burns down for good!
[shows Plankton run into hermans military shop]
Plankton:hey you!give me something to pin someone down!
Herman:you mean like a harpoon?
Herman:great what colour?we have blue red yellow pink and
Plankton:I don't have time for that!just give me a normal harpoon!
[shows herman give Plankton a harpoon]
Plankton:yeah now that's what I'm talking about!
Herman:yeah...that'll be 20 dollars...
[shows Plankton run outside]
[shows krusty walking past]
Krusty:I can't believe he bought that old greasy place for nearly all his money!Im now rich!
[shows Plankton harpoon krustys pants off]
[Plankton runs inside the shop and give Herman some money out of krustys pocket]
Plankton:here you go!
Herman:hm....clown pants?is this stolen?
Herman:of course it is...
Herman:like all the money I get...have a good day...
[shows Plankton walk out of the shop]
Plankton:watch out world watch out!
[A BIG STRUGGLE LATER]
[shows Plankton in a tall building]
Plankton:now!I found this abandoned place and counted everyone in Springfield!EVERY GIANT WILL FIT IN HERE!now...you burns!
[shows mr burns chained up]
[shows giant Smithers chained up]
Plankton:do what you can?
[shows Plankton walk out of the building]
[Plankton is over looking springfield]
Plankton:watch out Springfield watch out!hahaha!
[shows mr Krabs sitting in his office in krusty burger]
Mr Krabs:grr business is slow today!
[shows SpongeBob come in]
Mr Krabs:SpongeBob me boy I'm glad you got my call!
SpongeBob:I didn't I want to complain how the grill is covered in bogeys...
Mr Krabs:oh...ew...now...SpongeBob...have you noticed?
SpongeBob:that we haven't been getting customers lately?yes...there all at the power plant...
Mr Krabs:power plant?you mean a nuclear dangerous power plant?
SpongeBob:I think so...
Mr Krabs:let me see...
[shows mr Krabs and SpongeBob climb onto the roof]
Mr Krabs:ok let's see...
[shows mr Krabs pull out some binoculars]
Mr Krabs:hm...I smell something fishy here...
SpongeBob:oh it's just that sea food restaurant down the street...
[shows SpongeBob point at the frying dutchman]
[shows mr Krabs see through the binoculars]
Mr Krabs:wait a minute.........
SpongeBob:what is it mr Krabs?
SpongeBob:Plankton!?he must of come to!
Mr Krabs:why I otta!
[shows Plankton at the power plant]
[shows squeaky voiced teen at Planktons desk]
Plankton:you here for the cook?
Squeaky voiced teen:I guess so...
Plankton:good in there!
[shows squeaky voiced teen walk into the power plant]
[shows mr Krabs run up to Plankton]
Plankton:Krabs!?what are you doing here!?oh no...
Mr Krabs and Plankton:you must of got hit to...
Mr Krabs:why have you got so many customers!?
Plankton:why!?I guess it's because of my secret ingredient!
Mr Krabs:what is it!?
Mr Krabs:is it nuclear?
Plankton:it might be and it might not be...
Squeaky voiced teen:[in the other room]sir how much nuclear do I put in a patty?!
Plankton:barnacles...wait a minute!
Mr Krabs:your gonna be in so much trouble!
Mr Krabs:I just know you will!
[shows mr Krabs walk out]
[shows mr Krabs marching up and down in krusty burger dressed as a soldier]
Mr Krabs:ok men!our plan is to break into the power plant and steal some nuclear...
SpongeBob:won't the nuclear burn as straight away mr Krabs?
Mr Krabs:no...you will be wearing those special gloves...
[shows SpongeBob look at his gloves]
Mr Krabs:ok SpongeBob you know the drill!old man Jenkins?
Moleman:no I'm moleman...I guess I could help...
[1 DAY OF TRAINING LATER]
[shows SpongeBob climbing up the side of the power plant]
SpongeBob:ok mr k the security are sleeping...
Mr Krabs:[over SpongeBobs headset]good now that mole guy will be waiting for you to drop through the window and SpongeBob me lad...get me some nuclear!
SpongeBob:ok mr Krabs...
[shows SpongeBob dive through the window into a room full of nuclear]
SpongeBob:moleman?!where are you?!
[shows SpongeBob see molemans glasses]
[shows SpongeBob see moleman led on the floor with his eyes closed]
SpongeBob:oh no!how did this happen!?moleman!
[SpongeBob hears a door noise]
SpongeBob:oh no...someone's here!
[shows SpongeBob throw a pipe at squeaky voiced teen]
SpongeBob:take that killer!
Squeaky voiced teen:ow!
[shows squeaky voiced teen fall in a tub of nuclear]
SpongeBob:oh no Im a killer!
[shows squeaky voiced teen come out giant]
Squeaky voiced teen:YOUR GOING TO PAY FOR THAT!!!
SpongeBob:gulp...I don't have any thing on me but mr Krabs might lend you some money....
Squeaky voiced teen:YOUR GONNA PAY BY YOUR LIFE!!!!
SpongeBob:oh no please don't!
Squeaky voiced teen:I JUST SURVIVED BECAUSE OF MY NUCLEAR PROOF CLOTHES
[shows SpongeBob see a bucket of nuclear]
[shows squeaky voiced teen taking giant steps to SpongeBob]
Mr Krabs:[on SpongeBobs headset]whats going on in there?!
SpongeBob:THERE'S A GIANT AFTER ME!!
Mr Krabs:[on SpongeBobs headset]a giant!?Ill be right over!
[shows SpongeBob run out into the lobby with the bucket of nuclear]
Plankton:hey you!SpongeBob?!hey!come back here!
[shows SpongeBob run out of the lobby and jump over different cars]
[Plankton is running under the cars]
[shows Plankton get out his grapple hook and get ahold of SpongeBobs pants]
Plankton:come here you!
[shows SpongeBob jump into mr Krabs clown car]
Mr Krabs:ok SpongeBob!you got the nuclear?
SpongeBob:yes mr Krabs sir!
Mr Krabs:good now let's go from here!
[shows mr Krabs drive off]
[shows Plankton standing in the car park]
Plankton:you!barnacles!you won't get away with this Krabs!
Mr Krabs:[shouts from car]yes I will!
[shows mr Krabs in the kitchen of krusty burger with SpongeBob]
Mr Krabs:ok now we need to be careful me lad...
SpongeBob:ok mr Krabs...
[shows SpongeBob put some nuclear in the middle of some buns]
Mr Krabs:ok I'll test it....
SpongeBob:are you sure you want to do this mr Krabs?
Mr Krabs:yes me lad...
[shows SpongeBob walk out of the kitchen and put on some goggles]
SpongeBob:ok mr Krabs I'm ready!
[shows mr Krabs eat the patty]
Mr Krabs:why does anyone like this?!oh...wait a minute...hm...it's not so bad I guess...
[mr Krabs start rolling around on the floor]
SpongeBob:mr Krabs whats going on?!
Mr Krabs:SpongeBob!help me lad!
Mr Krabs:get the emergency pack out...
SpongeBob:no anything but that!we can't waste them!
Mr Krabs:we have to...now get it...
SpongeBob:gulp see ya mr Krabs!
[shows SpongeBob get out a pack from the kitchen]
Mr Krabs:give me one...NO DON'T NUCLEAR PATTYS RULE!!!!!
[mr Krabs grows giant]
Mr Krabs:LITTLE SPONGE MUST DIE!!!!
SpongeBob:gulp...here goes nothing!
[shows SpongeBob throw a Krabby Patty in mr Krabs mouth]
SpongeBob:one of the best pattys ever!
[shows mr Krabs grow back to his normal size]
Mr Krabs:what the barnacles happened?
SpongeBob:you grew into a giant monster who loved nuclear pattys...
Mr Krabs:oh no...
[shows mr Krabs and SpongeBob climb onto the krusty burger roof]
Mr Krabs:looks like we're gonna need a bigger crew...
SpongeBob:I know just who to call mr Krabs...
[shows SpongeBob call homer]
[shows homer sitting down in the living room of the Simpsons house eating loads and loads of Krabby Pattys]
Homer:gr...who could it be this time?!
[shows homer answer the phone]
Homer:what is it?Im having a very important date with the life time supply of Krabby Pattys here!
SpongeBob:[over phone]homer you and your family come to krusty burger now!
Homer:Im proud to...
[shows the Simpsons family outside of krusty burger]
Homer:hm...they should be here any moment now...
[shows SpongeBob and mr Krabs walk out of krusty burger]
Mr Krabs:ok attention!you will all save the krusty burger thing in its business!now shoot these extra special Krabby Pattys into the giant things mouths...
[shows homer throw a Krabby Patty at lewis jackson]
Homer:take that you nuclear monster thing you!
Lewis:I really need to stop coming to Springfield!man!
[shows Lewis Jackson walk off]
Mr Krabs:ok now get in me car!
[shows mr Krabs point in a empty space on the street]
Mr Krabs:where's the clown car thingy!?
SpongeBob:we upgraded it...
SpongeBob:look to your left...
[shows a giant monster truck]
Mr Krabs:when the barnacles did ya get that!?
Homer:I put some bits and bats together that Flanders had and this happend...it didn't turn out how I wanted it..
[shows homer have a sheet with Flanders head on with a sign on top of it saying Im a loser]
[shows SpongeBob climbing a hill]
SpongeBob:here we go!
[shows Plankton walking out of a tall big building]
Plankton:there's the police over with!hm...thinking about it what would happen if I ran out of people?gulp...
[shows SpongeBob get ahold of Plankton]
Plankton:ah!you!what are you doing here!?cant you just leave me alone!?
SpongeBob:no!now get out!and stop selling nuclear pattys!
Plankton:no!come on burnsy!
[shows mr burns smash through the wall of the building giant]
Plankton:kill the sponge!
[shows homer in a plane]
Homer:ok 3 2 1!
[shows homer shoot at mr burns]
Mr burns:ow ow ow ow ow!
Plankton:what the!?get that plane!wait a minute...what the!?
[shows mr burns small]
Mr burns:yummy...this is brilliant...
[shows Plankton pick up a green coloured Krabby Patty]
[shows Plankton give SpongeBob a christmas present]
Plankton:here ya go!
[shows SpongeBob open the present]
[shows a fist punch SpongeBob off the hill]
Plankton:ha ha ha ha!
[shows Plankton blow on a whistle]
Plankton:giants get him!
[shows Smithers walk on Plankton]
[everyone is normal sized again]
[shows dr hibbert flick Plankton of the hill]
Dr hibbert:it wasn't nice in there!thats my payback!
[shows homer sneaking into the power plant]
Homer:I never thought I'd have to do this!
Squeaky voiced teen:I HEARD YOU!!!
[squeaky voiced teen is still giant]
[shows squeaky voiced teen smash the wall that homer is hiding behind]
[shows homer shoot in the giants mouth]
Homer:take that you monster!
[shows squeaky voiced teen turn normal]
Squeaky voiced teen:oh boy what happened?
Homer:I'll tell you what happened friend you were being a jerk...
Squeaky voiced teen:what?
[shows homer punch squeaky voiced teen and knock him out]
[shows homer place a Krabby Patty on the ground in the room and runs out of the power plant]
[shows the power plant blow up]
Homer:sweet sweet destruction!
[shows squeaky voiced teen walk out of the power plant]
Squeaky voiced teen:I I...I'm so fired...
Squeaky voiced teen:aw...
[A PHEW DAYS LATER]
[shows everyone at krusty burger eating]
SpongeBob:well everything's back to normal!
SpongeBob:I know...thanks mr Krabs!?
[shows SpongeBob walk outside]
Mr Krabs:oh me lad!there you are!
SpongeBob:what are you doing?
Mr Krabs:I'm changing the name to the Krusty Krab!
Squeaky voiced teen
Krusty the clown[cameo]
- This is the first episode to get its own title card.